Quest Crew FTW!!!

"Let me go into a slow mo right quick."
"That was hot!"
"That was cold!"
"That move that you just did right there..."
"ouhhhmmm" (Lil' Mama)
"Let's go into a slow mo"
"You guys are fillin it"
"I'm fillin it"
"Let's go into a slow mo"
"The athleticism"
"Strong women"
"Go! Go! Go!" (when they announce who's moving on)
"En-ta-tain-ahs"
"And now, you banner must fall...nowwalkitoutnowwalkitout"
"Bring it."
"You guys brung it."
"That was whack."

"ABDC. Check it." (Mario Lopez)

My Mom is a Fob

I love my mom. My first generation, has never said "fabulous" in her life, mom. Email thread from my mother on my 22nd Birthday:

Subject: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Dear My Daughter,

5 reasons why your birthday will be fabulous!!

5. You always know how to celebrate with style!

4. Three words : birthday shoe shopping!

3. You can indulge in those deliciaus birthday delights!!

2. Everywhere you go, you'll be the birthday girl!

And the Number One reason is

your birthday will be fabulous because YOU are!!

" HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! "

Love, Mom.

--
My reply message:
Hi Mom!

I'm laughing!!! Where did you get this? It doesn't sound like you. Was it from a birthday card??

Thanks Mommy, you're the best!

Sarah
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Her reply to my reply:
You are right.
It was from my birthday card that my office co-work signed on last year.

I'm so glad that you were laughing about it.

Joanne is the worst Valentine ever

An article written by Sarah Choi (February 17, 2009)

Joanne Huynh (in a committed relationship) asked Sarah Choi (single) to be her valentine out of pure pity. Choi initially refused, given that she is heterosexual and Huynh has a boyfriend. But Huynh forced Choi to be her second-string valentine. Choi spent 3 days coloring a beautiful picture, and presented it to Huynh on Valentine's day. Huynh, who did not bring anything for Choi, responded by criticizing Choi's color choice and never said "Thank you". Twenty minutes later, Choi discovered the picture on the floor soaked in an unidentified substance. Huynh, who crashed the "singles" party, left without the picture. The picture has since been left on Choi's dresser in complete mockery. FML

My Top 5 Foods of All Time

I'm watching Top Chef and getting hungry! Makes me think of my favorite foods of all time. Here are the top 5 foods I could eat until I pass out. Literally, can't stay up vertical, must lay down, pass out. (These are not in order)

1. Mac & cheese with bacon...or SPAM
2. Ripe, sweet, fresh, cold grapefruit
3. Eggs Benedict
4. Ravioli...or lasagna...as long as it's Italian with ricotta cheese and lots of sauce!
5. Korean beef with sweet potatoes (dak-galbi) and Korean sticky rice, the way my mom makes it

Runner-ups:

• French onion soup
• Insalata Caprese
  
• Crispix cereal
• Dragon roll sushi
• Stuffing
• Pear Gorgonzola pizza from CPK (They took it off the menu, but it's back it's back!!!)

LO freaking L!

mydadisafob.com
mymomisafob.com

here's a little sample:

Dad: Should I get Blueberry Boat?
Me: A what?
Dad: Blueberry Boat. That or iPod Touch Phone?
Me: iPhone?
Dad: iPod phone.
Brother: Do you mean a BlackBerry Bold?
Dad: Blueberry Bold, you know what I meant.
Brother: BLACKBerry Bold.
Dad: Blueberry Bold. I know it’s called that, don’t think your Daddy stupid.
Brother: But it really is-
Dad: Remember what I said last time about correct me on Blueteeth?
Me: It’s BlueTOOTH-
Dad: See, I know better than you two, I won’t get trick anymore.