10.23.2008

Classic Ron/Rah Convo

9:08 PM Sharon: YOO nmmama
9:09 PM me: alo
whatitisyo?
Sharon: u drunk?
me: did you read helen's wall lately?
9:14 PM Sharon: yes!
lol
me: go read what i wrote
Sharon: u make it sound so bad
me: i felt bad
i know!
Sharon: u love hanging out with me
me: well i just called her sluttly mcsluterson on her WALL! for all to see!
oh no, not about you
i meant about me apologziing
Sharon: psh that doesnt make me feel better
huh?
9:15 PM me: what?
Sharon: hold on let me go read it
me: HUH?? what do i need to make you feel better about? what did i do??
9:16 PM Sharon: yah!
cuz you make it sound like its a chore to hang out with me!
APOLOGIXZE
NOW
me: ur stupid
Sharon: LOL
9:17 PM me: i'm so sorry dear friend you are such a pleasure and a joy to spend even just one waking breath of a moment in space and time with you my love, my dear, my joy, my all

where i come up with this stuff i dunno...
Sharon: LOL
ahaha
me: lol
Sharon: okay now apologize for being sarcastic!
9:18 PM stop typing and erasing fool
just type
9:19 PM DONT ERASE
i can feel the delete key under ur fingers itching
DONT DO IT
O NO
u IDID IT!
9:20 PM me: i am at my deepest most sincere regret that i have ever felt in the veins of my pain for the loss of gratefulness and genuine emotion of the comment upon which i bestowed a remark to your vulnerable presence that allows us to continue the bond that we share in this one single solitude of dear friendship that is immaculately polished from the length of time and space that was created in the moment of love and despair and hope of al things good and wonderful yet still so solemnly bitter and tearful among the clouds of apologies and false sarcasm i surrender my pride and leave my eternal request of forgiving love

didn't erase one single word
9:21 PM Sharon: LOL
what the hellllll
did u just make that up??
me: if you read it....and decipher
Sharon: lol
9:22 PM me: it says: i am sorry for being sarcastic and hurting your feelings when we have been friends for so long, please forgive me
for real. that's a translation
read it again, for real

10.14.2008

Hello?


It's official. Sharon and I are going to be PHONE BOOTHS for Halloween this year! Sharon will be an American phone booth. I will be a British one. We will attach a string and cups to connect us. We are going to Chinatown this weekend to find some human-sized cardboard boxes. Pictures to come. I'm so excited!

10.07.2008

Small Changes

A new picture with almost my whole face is up! The other one has officially replaced the VENICE BEACH BUTT of my imeem profile pic.

I finally got a haircut! I went into Salon Baobao because my trusty friend Yelp told me to go there. I sat in the chair and simply said, "My hair has been in a pony tail for a month. Something needs to be done." Funny thing is that at our 1st ever IVCCF2008 Community Dinner, two people said, "Wow, your hair is finally grown out!" Cutting it somehow makes it seem...longer. Go figure. Anyway, I love the haircut. I highly recommend the place ($55 pre-tip for a trim with a LOT of layers and far better maintenance than any lame-o supercuts crap), but only if you have a good amount of time. She spent an hour and a half! But she was fun, did a great job blow-drying my hair and gave me a hug at the end :)

My room is begging to be decorated. That's right, not RE-decorated, but De-corated. It's been over 2 months now, so it's about time. An IKEA trip and a possible upholstery project is planned for this weekend. Pictures to come of a before and after.

The Cracker Game

This is a classic Allan-Sarah moment in time. This is called the Cracker Game. You throw a cracker at someone and they try to catch it with their teeth. Allan and I were on a team. Kudos to Helen for capturing the essence of our nonsense and to Jen for the awesome throw! Quite possibly my favorite picture of all time.

This picture might send me to an early grave, I'm laughing way too hard!